Well. This is a question mark on the minds of thousands.. err millions .. err zillions of movie-going public.
How could he do it ?
That is Mr. Kong, how could he do it ? You know, it, to Miss Ann Darrow !
The answer, my friends, is in the director's cut which is not yet released !
(The lovely Annie is doing some gymnastics in order to excite Mr. Kong. He is putting on his normal grumpy face. When suddenly Annie stops)
"Oohh Mr. Kong ? What is it ??? Is it your schlong ? "
(The mighty ape grunts softly emitting a very-human-like sound) "Yes"
Annie rolls her eyes and jumps into the mighty palm of Kong in a sexual fever.
"Isn't it beautiful ?"
(From here on, the scene is available in the normal cut of the movie)
Mr. Kong grunts again in a very-human-like sound "Yes"
And then, my dear friend, they both did it :)
Because ...
The mightiest Kong
Has the tiniest schlong !
PS : Ooohh ! I love you Annie !! :)) err.. Naomi Watts.. err.. whatever..
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